About the writer

Sometimes, I like to weigh myself, and then poop, and then weigh myself again.  You might think that this sounds dumb, but it’s a lot smarter than pooping on the scale.  Once a year, I throw away all of my old socks and buy just one style of new ones.  I do this so that I never have to look for matching socks, thus saving countless hours over the course of a lifetime.  I pour my coffee directly into my breakfast cereal.  I am all about efficiency.


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29 02 2008


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